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epic-humor:

juvenialls:

once i put my mum’s bras on a ceiling fan because i though it’d be a funny prank but then some people came over to look at the house and i didn’t have time to take the bras down so when my mum turned the fan on bras flew all around our kitchen and landed on the people and like no one wanted to say anything so we acted like bras weren’t strewn across all of us

X

i GUESS i JUST DiED A LiTTLE AND ITS WORSE BECAUSE I HAD TO HOLD IN A LAUGH BECUSE MY AUNT WAS TALKING TO ME OMG I HATE YOU

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

*walks in through the back door* Did you say fries?

(via jakemalik)